BEST DAMN BEARD BALM
By Duke Cannon
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While a well manicured beard is a symbol of power and prestige, an unruly and disheveled beard has the potential to lead society into complete anarchy. Do your duty and maintain your beard with Duke Cannon’s Best Damn Beard Balm. Made with superior grade ingredients like lanolin and cocoa butter, our Beard Balm helps moisturize and protect a man’s beard and the face underneath it. With a pleasant, woodsy fragrance, and packaged in a premium travel tin, it’s like a portable Redwood forest in your pocket.
1.6 oz. tin.
Made in America! Made in Memphis, TN
Clean fresh smellin’ appreciation of the men and women who have kicked ass serving our country, Duke Cannon Supply Company® donates a portion of its proceeds to veterans causes.
Shipping & Returns
We’re happy to offer Free Standard Domestic Shipping on orders over $50 USD! For orders under $50 USD see shipping costs below.
Most orders will ship out within a day of ordering; however some orders will take 24-48 hours to process. Your order will be shipped via standard shipping unless you select an alternative. All packaging materials are biodegradable packing peanuts and recycled crinkle paper and that boxes from suppliers are recycled as well.
packing peanuts, recycled crinkle paper, & recycled boxes.
About Duke Cannon
Duke Cannon Isn’t For Everyone. And Quite Frankly, He Prefers It That Way.
After All, Duke Cannon Doesn’t Dine With Vegans And He Could Give A Damn About Your New Ipad. Duke Cannon Comes From A Different Era–An Era When Men Had A Greater Purpose Than Building Spreadsheets And Spending Their Saturdays At Banana Republic.
In Duke’s Time, Men Pursued Meaningful Endeavors. They Worked With Their Hands. They Took Pride In The Things They Built, Not The Things They Bought. And The Mindset Was Simple: Men Wanted To Win, Not Find The “Win-Win”.
And Then The Whole Metrosexual Trend Came And Screwed Men Up Even Worse.
Now Exists A Generation Of Men Who Have Spent More Time In A Pottery Barn Store Than A Hardware Store. Hell No.
Needless To Say, The Duke Cannon Supply Company Is Not A Big Fan Of This Trend. It’s Time For Man To Devolve, Not Evolve.
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